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Disney movies are extremely quoteable.

"Just as I thought. 'Mary Poppins, pratically perfectly in every way.'"-Mary Poppins

"Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid."-Mrs. Banks

"Kindly do not attempt to cloud the issue with facts."-George Banks

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Mary Poppins~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"You're living in the past father, this is the 14th century!"-Prince Phillip

"Good gracious!  Who left the mop running?"-Flora
"Stop mop!"-Merryweather

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Sleeping Beauty~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Oh, stuff and fluff!"-Winnie the Pooh

"I'd look on the bright side.  If I could find it."-Eeyore

"I'm so rumbly in my tumbly."-Winnie the Pooh

"It is hard to be brave, when you're only a very small animal."-Piglet

"When you go after honey with a balloon, the great thing is not to let the bees know you're coming."-Winnie the Pooh

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Many Adventures Of Winnie the Pooh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"We are Siamese if you please. We are Siamese if you don't please."-Si & Am

"What a dog!"-Peg

"Well, Snob Hill."-Tramp

"Just a cute little bundle... of trouble."-Tramp

"The new, improved, handy-dandy, patented, never-fail, little-giant, log-puller!  The busy beaver's friend."-Tramp

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Lady and the Tramp~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"And by the way, in case you wanted to know, he went that way."-Cheshire Cat
"Who did?"-Alice
"The White Rabbit!"-Cheshire Cat
"He did?"-Alice
"He did what?"-Cheshire Cat
"Went that way."-Alice
"Who did?"-Cheshire Cat
"The White Rabbit."-Alice
"What rabbit?"-Cheshire Cat
"But didn't you just say..."-Alice

"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"-Alice

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Alice in Wonderland~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face."-The Blue Fairy


"Angel, ha! She's a female! And all females is poison! They're full of wicked wiles!"-Grumpy

"Ask her who she is, and what she's doing here!"-Grumpy
"Ah, yes. What are you, and who are you doing here?"-Doc

"Bunch of Ol' Nannygoats, ya make me sick!"-Grumpy

"Mirror Mirror on the Wall, who's the Fairest One Of All?"-The Queen

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Snow White and the Seven Dwarves~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"This is yet another example of the late neoclassical baroque period. And as I always say, if it's not baroque, don't fix it!"-Cogsworth

"How can you read this? There are no pictures in it!"-Gaston
"Well, some people use their imagination."-Belle

"Oh, there's the usual things: flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep..."-Cogsworth

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Beauty and the Beast~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"It's a dinglehopper! Humans use these little babies... to straighten their hair out. See? Just a little twirl here and a yank there and voila! You've got an aesthetically pleasing configuration of hair that humans go nuts over!"-Scuttle

"It's like I always say, Your Majesty, children have got to be free to lead their own lives."-Sebastian
"You always say that?"-Triton

"Have I ever been wrong? I mean when it's important!"-Scuttle

"It looks just like him. It even has his eyes. 'Why, Eric, run away with you? This is all so - so sudden...'"-Ariel

"You know what her father'll say? I'll tell you what her father'll say. He's gonna kill himself a crab, that's what her father'll say."-Sebastian


"Oh, he's very handsome, isn't he?"-Ariel
"I dunno.  He looks kinda hairy and slobbery to me."-Scuttle

"How do I get myself into these situations?  I should be writing symphonies, not tagging along after some headstrong teenager."-Sebastian

"Shark!  We're gonna die!"-Flounder

"You really delight in sadistic strains on my blood pressure, don't you?"-Grimsby

"Come out you little pipsqueak and fight like a MAN!"-Louis

"Hmph!  Teenagers.  They think they know everything.  You give them an inch - they swim all over you."-Sebastian

"Oh, I gotcha.  I gotcha.  We're being intrepidaceous.  We're out to discover!"-Scuttle

"She traded her voice to the seawitch and got legs!  Geez, mon!"-Sebastian

"I didn't mean to tell.  It was an accident!"-Sebastian

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Little Mermaid~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"One...two...Oh look, bananas! Heheh, I can't believe you fell for that one!"-Jane

"Shall I leave you and the blackboard alone for a little while?"-Professor Porter

"Put me down, put me down...pick me up, pick me up!"-Jane

"It can't possibly get any worse, can it? I guess it can..."-Jane

"England will seem so small after all this."-Jane

"And, Daddy - they took my boot!"-Jane

"Are you sure this water's sanitary? It looks questionable to me."-Tantor

"Someone's going to get hurt, and it's always me!"-Tantor

"But what about BACTERIA?"-Tantor


"It's hard to see anything when you're being barbecued, man!"-Tito

"Why should I worry?"-Dodger

"Abstitivly Posolutely"-Dodger

"The city's got a beat, you gotta hook into it, once you got the beat, you can do anything."-Dodger

"They love me at the Chelsea, they adore me at the Ritz."-Dodger

"Enter Dodger, one bad puppy.  Not just out for himself, but community minded."-Dodger

"Whoa, whoa, cool it Dodger fans."-Dodger

"I don't eat cats, too much fur."-Dodger

"You're not being fair."-Oliver
"Fairs are for tourists kid.  Consider it a free lesson in street savior faire from New York's coolest quadrapede.  Check ya later."-Dodger

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Oliver and Company~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Danger? I laugh in the face of danger..hahaha!"-Nala

"You're so weird."-Simba
"You have no idea."-Scar

"Timon, ever wonder what those sparkly dots are up there?"-Pumbaa
"Pumbaa I don't wonder.  I know."-Timon
"Oh.  What are they?"-Pumbaa
"They're fireflies.  Fireflies that got stuck up there in that big, bluish-black thing."-Timon
"Oh gee.  I always thought they were balls of gas burning billions of miles away."-Pumbaa
"Pumbaa with you, everything's gas."-Timon

"Hey, what's going on here?  Who's the monkey?"-Timon
"Simba's gone back to challenge Scar."-Nala
"Who's got a scar?"-Pumbaa
"No, no, no.  It's his uncle."-Nala
"The monkey's his uncle?"-Timon
"No!  Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle to take his place as king."-Nala
"Ohhhhh!"-Timon and Pumbaa

"Let me get this straight. You know her, and she knows you, but she wants to eat him. And everyone's okay with that? DID I MISS SOMETHING?"-Timon

"What will you be when I'm king?"-Simba
"A monkey's uncle."-Scar

"Forgive me for not jumping for joy. Bad back, you know."-Scar

"He'd make a very handsome throw rug..."-Zazu
"And just think, whenever he gets dirty you can take him out and beat him!"-Zazu

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Lion King~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"It's a small underworld after all, huh?"-Hades

"Megara, my friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends. So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?"-Megara

"I'm the most famous person in all Greece! I'm an action figure!"-Hercules

"You know how men are. They think 'no' means 'yes' and 'get lost' is 'take me, I'm yours!'"-Megara

"If.  If is good."-Panic

"I'm a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything."-Megara

"Hercules...Why does that name ring a bell?"-Panic
"I don't know.  Maybe we owe him money?"-Pain

"So you took care of him.  Dead as a doornail.  Weren't those your EXACT words?"-Hades
"Umm, maybe this is a different Hercules."-Pain
"Yeah!  I mean Hercules is a very popular name nowadays."-Panic
"Yeah.  Remember, like a few years ago?  Every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Britney."-Pain

"'Jeepers mister'??"-Panic
"I was going for innocence."-Pain


"Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand till the rug has come to a complete stop."-Genie

"It's all part and parcel of the whole genie gig: phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space."-Genie

"Faster Iago.  Faster."-Jafar
"Yes oh mighty evil one."-Iago

"He's got a sword."-Guard
"You idiots.  We've all got swords."-Razoul

"Patience, Iago.  Gazem was obiviously less than worthy."-Jafar
"Oh, there's a big surprise!  That's incredible.  I think I'm going to have a heart attack and DIE from 'Not surprised'!"-Iago

"Just forget it.  Look at this...Look at this!  I'm so ticked off that I'm molting!"-Iago


"We toons may act idiotic, but we're not stupid."-Roger

"Here's to the pencil pushers. May they all get lead poisoning."-Eddie

"My only purpose in life is to make people laugh!"-Roger

"Anybody know you're here?"-Eddie
"Nobody.  Not a soul, except... uh..."-Roger
"Well, you see, I didn't know where your office was.  So I asked the newsboy.  He didn't know.  So I asked the fireman, green grocerier, the butcher, the baker, they didn't know.  But the liquor store guy, he knew."-Roger

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Who Framed Roger Rabbit?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I'm the only stick with eyeballs!"-Slim

"Someday I will be a beauwtiful butterfly and then everything will be better."-Heimlich

"Come on, Francis, you're making the maggots cry."-Slim

"You always cast me as the broom.  The pole.  The splinter!"-Slim

"Me thinketh it's not working!"-Slim

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A Bug's Life~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Dude, you were like, 'Whoa!' and then we were like 'WHOA!' and then you were like 'Whoa.'"-Crush
"You've got serious thrill issues dude."-Crush
"The sea monkey has my money."-Dory
"Fish are friends, not food!"-Bruce
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Finding Nemo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~