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"Just as I thought. 'Mary Poppins, pratically perfectly
in every way.'"-Mary Poppins
"Though we adore men individually, we agree that
as a group they're rather stupid."-Mrs. Banks
"Kindly do not attempt to cloud the issue with
facts."-George Banks
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Mary Poppins~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1964
"You're living in the past father, this is the
14th century!"-Prince Phillip
"Good gracious! Who left the mop running?"-Flora
"Stop mop!"-Merryweather
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Sleeping Beauty~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1959
"Oh, stuff and fluff!"-Winnie the Pooh
"I'd look on the bright side. If I could
find it."-Eeyore
"I'm so rumbly in my tumbly."-Winnie the Pooh
"It is hard to be brave, when you're only a very
small animal."-Piglet
"When you go after honey with a balloon,
the great thing is not to let the bees know you're coming."-Winnie the Pooh
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Many Adventures Of
Winnie the Pooh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1977
"We are Siamese if you please. We are Siamese
if you don't please."-Si & Am
"What a dog!"-Peg
"Well, Snob Hill."-Tramp
"Just a cute little bundle...
of trouble."-Tramp
"The new, improved, handy-dandy,
patented, never-fail, little-giant, log-puller! The busy beaver's friend."-Tramp
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Lady and the Tramp~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1955
"And by the way, in case you wanted to know, he
went that way."-Cheshire Cat
"Who did?"-Alice
"The White Rabbit!"-Cheshire Cat
"He did?"-Alice
"He did what?"-Cheshire Cat
"Went that way."-Alice
"Who did?"-Cheshire Cat
"The White Rabbit."-Alice
"What rabbit?"-Cheshire Cat
"But didn't you just say..."-Alice
"If I had a world of my own, everything would be
nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't
be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"-Alice
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Alice in Wonderland~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1951
"A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear
as the nose on your face."-The Blue Fairy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Pinocchio~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1940
"Angel, ha! She's a female! And all females is
poison! They're full of wicked wiles!"-Grumpy
"Ask her who she is, and what she's doing here!"-Grumpy
"Ah,
yes. What are you, and who are you doing here?"-Doc
"Bunch of Ol' Nannygoats, ya make me sick!"-Grumpy
"Mirror Mirror on the Wall, who's the Fairest One
Of All?"-The Queen
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Snow White and the Seven
Dwarves~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1937
"This is yet another example of the late neoclassical
baroque period. And as I always say, if it's not baroque, don't fix it!"-Cogsworth
"How can you read this? There are no pictures in
it!"-Gaston
"Well, some people use their imagination."-Belle
"Oh, there's the usual things: flowers, chocolates,
promises you don't intend to keep..."-Cogsworth
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Beauty and the Beast~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1991
"It's a dinglehopper! Humans use these little babies...
to straighten their hair out. See? Just a little twirl here and a yank there and voila! You've got an aesthetically pleasing
configuration of hair that humans go nuts over!"-Scuttle
"It's like I always say, Your Majesty, children
have got to be free to lead their own lives."-Sebastian
"You always say that?"-Triton
"Have I ever been wrong? I mean when it's important!"-Scuttle
"It looks just like him. It even has his eyes.
'Why, Eric, run away with you? This is all so - so sudden...'"-Ariel
"You know what her father'll say? I'll tell you
what her father'll say. He's gonna kill himself a crab, that's what her father'll say."-Sebastian
"New...seashells?"-Scuttle
"Oh, he's very handsome, isn't he?"-Ariel
"I dunno. He looks kinda hairy and slobbery to me."-Scuttle
"How do I get myself into these situations? I should be writing
symphonies, not tagging along after some headstrong teenager."-Sebastian
"Shark! We're gonna die!"-Flounder
"You really delight in sadistic strains on my blood pressure, don't
you?"-Grimsby
"Come out you little pipsqueak and fight like a MAN!"-Louis
"Hmph! Teenagers. They think they know everything.
You give them an inch - they swim all over you."-Sebastian
"Oh, I gotcha. I gotcha. We're being intrepidaceous.
We're out to discover!"-Scuttle
"She traded her voice to the seawitch and got legs! Geez, mon!"-Sebastian
"I didn't mean to tell. It was an accident!"-Sebastian
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Little Mermaid~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1989
"One...two...Oh look, bananas! Heheh, I can't believe
you fell for that one!"-Jane
"Shall I leave you and the blackboard alone
for a little while?"-Professor Porter
"Put me down, put me down...pick me up, pick me
up!"-Jane
"It can't possibly get any worse, can it? I guess
it can..."-Jane
"England will seem so small after all this."-Jane
"And, Daddy - they took my boot!"-Jane
"Are
you sure this water's sanitary? It looks questionable to me."-Tantor
"Someone's
going to get hurt, and it's always me!"-Tantor
"But what about BACTERIA?"-Tantor
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Tarzan~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1999
"It's hard to see anything when you're being barbecued, man!"-Tito
"Why should I worry?"-Dodger
"Abstitivly Posolutely"-Dodger
"The city's got a beat, you gotta hook into it, once you got the beat, you can do anything."-Dodger
"They love me at the Chelsea, they adore me at the Ritz."-Dodger
"Enter Dodger, one bad puppy. Not just out for himself, but community minded."-Dodger
"Whoa, whoa, cool it Dodger fans."-Dodger
"I don't eat cats, too much fur."-Dodger
"You're not being fair."-Oliver
"Fairs are for tourists kid. Consider it
a free lesson in street savior faire from New York's coolest quadrapede. Check ya later."-Dodger
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Oliver and Company~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1988
"Danger? I laugh in the face of danger..hahaha!"-Nala
"You're so weird."-Simba
"You have no idea."-Scar
"Timon, ever wonder what those sparkly dots are
up there?"-Pumbaa
"Pumbaa I don't wonder. I know."-Timon
"Oh. What are they?"-Pumbaa
"They're fireflies. Fireflies that got stuck
up there in that big, bluish-black thing."-Timon
"Oh gee. I always thought they were balls
of gas burning billions of miles away."-Pumbaa
"Pumbaa with you, everything's gas."-Timon
"Hey, what's going on here? Who's the monkey?"-Timon
"Simba's gone back to challenge Scar."-Nala
"Who?"-Timon
"Scar."-Nala
"Who's got a scar?"-Pumbaa
"No, no, no. It's his uncle."-Nala
"The monkey's his uncle?"-Timon
"No! Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle
to take his place as king."-Nala
"Ohhhhh!"-Timon and Pumbaa
"Let me get this straight. You know her, and she
knows you, but she wants to eat him. And everyone's okay with that? DID I MISS SOMETHING?"-Timon
"What will you be when I'm king?"-Simba
"A monkey's uncle."-Scar
"Forgive me for not jumping for joy. Bad back, you
know."-Scar
"He'd make a very handsome throw rug..."-Zazu
"Zazu!"-Mufasa
"And just think, whenever he gets dirty you can
take him out and beat him!"-Zazu
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Lion King~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1994
"It's a small underworld after all, huh?"-Hades
"Megara, my friends call me Meg. At least they would
if I had any friends. So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?"-Megara
"I'm the most famous person in all Greece! I'm an
action figure!"-Hercules
"You know how men are. They think 'no' means 'yes'
and 'get lost' is 'take me, I'm yours!'"-Megara
"I'm a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything."-Megara
"Hercules...Why does that name ring a bell?"-Panic
"I don't know. Maybe we owe him money?"-Pain
"So you took care of him. Dead as a
doornail. Weren't those your EXACT words?"-Hades
"Umm, maybe this is a different Hercules."-Pain
"Yeah! I mean Hercules is a very popular name nowadays."-Panic
"Yeah. Remember, like a few years ago? Every other boy
was named Jason, and the girls were all named Britney."-Pain
"'Jeepers mister'??"-Panic
"I was going for innocence."-Pain
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hercules~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1997
"Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand till the rug has come to a complete
stop."-Genie
"It's all part and parcel of the whole genie gig: phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space."-Genie
"Faster Iago. Faster."-Jafar
"Yes oh mighty evil one."-Iago
"He's got a sword."-Guard
"You idiots. We've all got swords."-Razoul
"Patience, Iago. Gazem was obiviously less than worthy."-Jafar
"Oh, there's a big surprise! That's incredible. I think
I'm going to have a heart attack and DIE from 'Not surprised'!"-Iago
"Just forget it. Look at this...Look at this! I'm so
ticked off that I'm molting!"-Iago
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Aladdin~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1992
"We toons may act idiotic, but we're not stupid."-Roger
"Here's to the pencil pushers. May they all get lead poisoning."-Eddie
"My only purpose in life is to make people laugh!"-Roger
"Anybody know you're here?"-Eddie
"Nobody. Not a soul, except... uh..."-Roger
"Who?"-Eddie
"Well, you see, I didn't know where your office
was. So I asked the newsboy. He didn't know. So I asked the fireman, green grocerier, the butcher, the baker,
they didn't know. But the liquor store guy, he knew."-Roger
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Who Framed Roger Rabbit?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1988
"I'm the only stick with eyeballs!"-Slim
"Someday I will be a beauwtiful butterfly
and then everything will be better."-Heimlich
"Come on, Francis, you're making the maggots cry."-Slim
"You always cast me as the broom. The
pole. The splinter!"-Slim
"Me thinketh it's not working!"-Slim
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A Bug's Life~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1998
"Dude, you were like, 'Whoa!' and then we were
like 'WHOA!' and then you were like 'Whoa.'"-Crush
"You've got serious thrill issues dude."-Crush
"The sea monkey has my money."-Dory
"Fish are friends, not food!"-Bruce
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Finding Nemo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
2003
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